You’re never too young
This little guy proves you can never be too young to rock. He’s going to make a great dance partner some day. You’re also never too old. Music reaches inside me and nourishes my soul. I can’t go a day without it. As I listen to music, I dance in my...I pee, therefore, I am
My friend, Susan, has an old, senile, incontinent Siamese cat who pees on everything in her home. Especially on soft furniture that’s difficult to clean. That’s why this book of cat poetry would be the perfect gift. Her cat, Angel, didn’t get...Accidentally Wonderful
Today was an absolutely gorgeous early fall day. I drove around with the sunroof open, radio playing some good oldies, and life was great. Until I got rear-ended. I’m like a magnet for people who aren’t paying attention. I’ve been in several...Everyone should have a cleaning lady
I have a cleaning lady. I can hear you thinking: That’s awesome! I want a cleaning lady! She can afford a cleaning lady? So, I’ll respond: It sure is. Everyone should have one. Not really. She’s cleaning my house, and I’m fixing her website....Where the Hell is Matt?
If you haven’t seen this video, you’re in for a real treat. If you have seen it, watch again. It’s...Weird Merch
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