Select Page

Now you’re just being silly

Totally random

IKEA, the store where you can buy reasonably priced stuff with weird names, prides itself on selling a lot of things nobody really needs to people who just buy stuff because it’s at IKEA. To test the limits of their customers’ ability to waste money, they...

Eating food is bad for you

Rant, Totally random

AOL published this scary post to their Lifestyle section last month:  Oh My God. Yet another food that is going to kill us. Because we’ve been doing it all wrong! Instead of merely cooking rice, they propose we go through a multi-step process to wash away all...

Spicoli would be so disappointed

I'm rambling, Totally random

Since medical marijuana has been legal in Colorado for about three years, and recreational marijuana is now (provisionally) legal here, you’d expect we’d have an establishment like this somewhere in the state. But, nope, it’s in Hamburg, Iowa. I...

I pee, therefore, I am

Good waste of time, Happy stuff, Totally random

My friend, Susan, has an old, senile, incontinent Siamese cat who pees on everything in her home. Especially on soft furniture that’s difficult to clean. That’s why this book of cat poetry would be the perfect gift.   Her cat, Angel, didn’t get...

Out of context

Totally random

I post comments to other blogs all the time. Since I write mostly for me, and totally crack myself up, here’s a few of my favorites, totally out of context, whether they need it or not: — Wikipedia once sent me a message that said, essentially “stop...