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A quick look at the wireless networks in my neighborhood shows one person who has an awesome sense of humor, two with high self-esteem, and one user totally devoid of imagination and whimsey.

wireless networks in my neighborhool

“You’re too close to my house!” is the best name for a network, ever, but I’m not sure whether it’s a warning or a taunt. But, they’ve set the bar pretty high. I’ve got to keep up with the Joneses and rename my network. Something more awesome than it is right now.

Here’s the list of possibilities, inspired by the 60 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

  • I invented the internet
  • television by candlelight
  • tip of the ice cube
  • off button on
  • alphabetical by height
  • Norman Einstein

I’m leaning towards “Leave Britney alone!!” for its simplicity and social commentary. What do you think?

If you want to lend a hand, vote for your favorite in the comments. Or suggest one of your own. Anything but “home.”