Signs I’m Headed Straight to Hell

Church signs are like the original twitter. They only have a small amount of space, so the message needs to be short and to the point.

I’m sure, when the preacher changes the sign each week, he thinks long and hard about putting up the perfect message to inspire all who drive by.

Of course, I’m not one of them. I have to comment on every sign I see. This is why, if there is a Hell, my reservation has been confirmed for awhile.

It’s time I started sharing some of them with you. There will definitely be more. Unfortunately, I never have a camera ready when I see the ones that make me laugh the most. Next time, I’ll be ready.

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His feast day is every Friday night, when the holy popcorn is prepared, with extra butter.
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BTW, If you’re not reading the Twitter Fail Blog, you’re missing my social-media-related snark. Speaking of going to Hell, I wrote a post about Jesus Christ on Twitter.

Imagine how easy Jesus’s job would have been, if he could have tweeted his sermons. It would have saved him from climbing that mountain to talk to the masses. A few clicks on the keyboard, and he could have spent a lot more time making wine.

If you laughed at that, you’re headed to Hell along with me. I’ll bring the marshmallows.

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